I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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