party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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