hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My balls are so social today.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
