so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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