i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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