So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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