Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize