I wish I only lived at night.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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