You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Do vagina's smell?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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