Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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