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say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I wear drunk well.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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