Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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