I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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