it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it's like iHOP with fire
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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