Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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