Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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