I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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