I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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