If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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