id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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