You're so nebulous sometimes
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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