Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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