Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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