Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
smell my finger.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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