We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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