Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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