This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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