I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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