youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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