Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
