I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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