they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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