found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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