She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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