It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We are two peas in an std pod
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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