Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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