so explain again why im purple
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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