i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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