hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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