What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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