Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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