dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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