Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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