Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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