just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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