Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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