She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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