what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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