I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
