I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
not ubering you a puppy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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