If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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