1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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