also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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