I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
