She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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